2011-03-23

Chavez Thinks Capitalism Ended Life on Mars

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez speaks during a meeting with representatives of the Bolivarian Alternative for the Americas (ALBA) at the Miraflores Palace in Caracas March 4, 2011. REUTERS/Miraflores Palace/Handout

Oh, this story is just a beaut! Every once in a while you see a story that just doesn't need much explaining. You can just sit back and laugh at the pure stupidity of some folks.
Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.

Chavez, who also holds capitalism responsible for many of the world's problems, warned that water supplies on Earth were drying up.

"Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts," Chavez said, sipping from a glass of water.

He added that the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Okay, sorry about that; I had to pick myself up off the floor.

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