Do NOT Deny Granny a Kiss OR She'll Shoot Your House Up!

92-year old Helen Staudinger went home and got her .380 semi-automatic handgun, and proceeded to shoot up her neighbor's home.

After being denied a kiss yesterday by a neighbor 39 years her junior, a 92-year-old Florida woman allegedly returned to her home, retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun, and fired several shots into the man’s residence.

Aged pistolero Helen Staudinger was arrested last night and charged with aggravated assault and firing into an occupied dwelling, according to a Marion County Sheriff’s Office report. Staudinger is pictured in the mug shot at right.

Moral of the story? Pucker up for granny!

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